World Baseball Classic

Hey, baseball fan.

Are you jacked? Amped? Hyped? Psyched? Do any of these superfluous sports-isms describe your attitude toward the Second Coming of Bud Selig's Home Run Jesus, otherwise known as the World Baseball Classic?

I'm guessing no.

Are we done with big league baseball at this point? Is it the roids? The copious crotch adjustments? Or is it just overall fan malaise surrounding the precursor to what is a ridiculously long baseball season that leaves no room for excitement for the international baseball event that is, by the way, currently taking place.